I'm a new mom, grappling with the loss of my fabulosity but loving my new identity. Pied piper of stray cats, commedienne, actress, currently exploring the fashion forwardness of baby spit up and a tiara. I can't wait to be very rich so I can have a butler to serve me coffee in bed first thing in the morning...and not to speak to me till I've had it.
All of this is mine. Copyrighted, get it? Every word, every picture. If you want something,just ask. I'm pretty generous, but steal something like a picture of my baby I'll sick my dog on ya. He's big and mean! Ok, not really. He's small and yappy and has anxiety which is why he's on Prozac. But my neighbors have a big mean Dobie and I will borrow him and sick him on ya and he'll bite your bum. So there.